Good for Nothing
If your kids have been in the bath for over two hours — every digit shriveling away to wrinkled white stubs while they take turns turning your hospital-issue postpartum spray bottle into a watery volcano — it seems safe to assume they’ll stay in there, oh, another fifteen minutes or so. Ten or five minutes, [...]
Poor Comprehension
If your kids have been in the bath for over two hours — every digit shriveling away to wrinkled white stubs while they take turns turning your hospital-issue postpartum spray bottle into a watery volcano — it seems safe to assume they’ll stay in there, oh, another fifteen minutes or so. Ten or five minutes, [...]
Here’s what I don’t understand: daylight savings time. Not the principle, which I grasp: you’re already grouchy in the morning so you won’t even hardly mind the extra hour of frigid darkness, but then later when you’re happily drinking your nice glass of beer, you get to enjoy the last of the bright evening out [...]