Archive for June 23rd, 2011
Winter Wonderland’s Crotchety Neighbor
It’s cold finally. On school mornings, we have to pry the kids from their warm cocoons of sleep and carry them downstairs, arrange them on the kitchen couch where they huddle drowsily under blankets until their poached eggs are ready. Later, everyone dashes from the house to the car, screaming through the cold, yelping about [...]
‘Complete Idiot’s Guide to Enhancing Self Esteem’ is the Actual Title of a Book!
Maybe you suffer from this condition too, since it affects far more women than men. I’m not talking about the teenaged pimples sprouting perversely on your crone’s forehead like tulips in October, or the way such missiles as “Tell me you didn’t take her sledding without gloves!” are launched daily from your silo of nagging. [...]